Google "Street View" Concedes To Privacy Advocates

In response to recent pleas by privacy advocates, Google has taken an unexpectedly radical stance on privacy. The Internet mogul has begun instating it's new "Not In My Backyard" privacy program. This extremely low-tech program allows residents to decide whether or not their personal lives should be exposed to the whole of the internet community by employing the simple, yet sophisticated plastic bag.

Disgruntled residents are encouraged to contact Google for free supplies.